$Poobah
Welcome to the Ministry of Lopsided Umbrellas
Where the wisdom of Poobah Grandious-McTwaddle reigns supreme, and every day is a new adventure in absurdity
About Poobah & The Poobahverse
The Poobahverse is a parallel dimension of absurdity, satire, and glorious nonsense, presided over by Poobah Grandious-McTwaddle.
Here, biscuits are sacred, logic is optional, and the national sport is making up rules on the spot.
$POOBAH began as a memecoin, but it’s grown into a living cultural experiment — with daily Quotes of the Day, improbable rituals, and a cast of misfit characters who each guard their own peculiar corner of the madness.
This is only the beginning. In future, the Poobahverse will open its vaults to NFT relics, stories, games, and ceremonial items such as the sacred kazoo and the double-headed coin. All will be yours to own via our Manifold NFT shop.
Meet the Characters
Poobah
Supreme purveyor of twaddle, Chief Biscuit Dunker, and unofficial Prime Minister of Nonsense.
Mr Gibbins
Stern-faced accountant of the absurd, keeper of the biscuit ledger, and master of the raised eyebrow.
Frangella
Half Belgian Malinois, half mystery, full-time chaos generator.
Princess Fofinha
Fogo Island’s most presumptuous heiress, claims dominion over all lands of silly walk.
Dr Frack
Mad scientist of impractical inventions, including the self-stirring teacup that only works on Thursdays.
Rajiv “Two Chais” Banerjee
Diplomat of the degens, broker of tea-based peace treaties.
Prunella
Gatekeeper of the Bank of WAGMI, calm in chaos, mistress of velvet-rope diplomacy.
The Mootual
Mascot of trench camaraderie, moo-ving advocate for mutual follows.
Frangela's sister
Strict librarian, master of the frown, secretly folds origami animals for fun.
$POOBAH Token Info
On ETH & SOL
Poobah is on Ethereum & SOLANA, Fully on-chain, fully ridiculous. As real as any memecoin, and 37% more spiritually confusing.
Fixed sipply
12B & 10B is fixed supply, that is sacred squiggles. No minting rituals. No inflation. Just chaos, evenly distributed.
NFT Utility
Want to mint a Poobah Card? Join a nonsense ritual? Vote on what colour the sky should be?
You’ll need $POOBAH.
Airdrops & Gifts
Holders will occasionally be smacked in the face with spontaneous airdrops, collectible relics, or absurd voting powers.
Supply
MInt & Freeze
Revoked
Locked
Liquidity
Squad Multisig Wallet
Created
How to Buy with SOLANA
Install Phantom
Download phantom wallet for your browser or mobile. Set it up and fund it with SOLANA via an exchange or peer transfer.
Buy $Poobah
Paste the contract address into the token field.Enter amount of SOL to spend and swap it for $POOBAH.
How to Buy with ETHEREUM
Supply
Contract
Verified
Ownership
Renounced
LP (2035)
Locked
Install MetaMask
Download MetaMask wallet for your browser or mobile. Set it up and fund it with ETH via an exchange or peer transfer.
Buy $Poobah
Paste the contract address into the token field.Enter amount of ETH to spend and swap it for $POOBAH.
Roadmap
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