The Biscuit Ritual
“On Tuesdays, all biscuits must be dunked thrice—once for luck, twice for flavour, thrice for the Poobah’s approval.”
Umbrella of Uncertainty
“Never open an umbrella indoors, unless you wish to summon the Ministry of Lopsided Weather.”
Frangella’s Shadow Chase
“Chase your dreams like Frangella chases shadows—loudly, proudly, and with absolutely no plan.”
Gibbins’ Law of Ledgers
“If you can’t balance your biscuits, you can’t balance your books. That’s just maths.”
Rajiv’s Second Chai Principle
“When in doubt, have a second chai. If still in doubt, you probably need a biscuit.”
The Double-Headed Coin
“In the Poobahverse, every coin has two heads and no tails. That’s why we always win, but never know why.”
