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Gibbins’ Law of Ledgers
September 2, 2025
“If you can’t balance your biscuits, you can’t balance your
Frangella’s Shadow Chase
September 2, 2025
“Chase your dreams like Frangella chases shadows—loudly, proudly, and with
Umbrella of Uncertainty
September 2, 2025
“Never open an umbrella indoors, unless you wish to summon
The Biscuit Ritual
September 2, 2025
“On Tuesdays, all biscuits must be dunked thrice—once for luck,
Dr Frack’s Thursday Theorem
September 2, 2025
“Remember: All inventions work perfectly on Thursdays, provided you don’t
