Rajiv’s Second Chai Principle
“When in doubt, have a second chai. If still in doubt, you probably need a biscuit.”
Gibbins’ Law of Ledgers
“If you can’t balance your biscuits, you can’t balance your books. That’s just maths.”
The Biscuit Ritual
“On Tuesdays, all biscuits must be dunked thrice—once for luck, twice for flavour, thrice for the Poobah’s approval.”
