The Double-Headed Coin
“In the Poobahverse, every coin has two heads and no tails. That’s why we always win, but never know why.”
Fork be with Ewe
From the Temple of Sacred Cutlery on Planet Baa’thlehem, Poobah Says “May the Fork be with Ewe, said the Shepherd-Jedi with mutton wisdom. For even in galaxies far away, lambs follow the weirdest leaders.”
Poobah visits the Taj Mahal
Poobah visits the Taj Mahal, mistakes it for an over-the-top apology gift, and reflects on how love often gets lost in translation. Attempts to install a sarcastic plaque. Escorted out.
World Sauntering Day
Today is World Sauntering Day, which means rushing is strictly prohibited. Poobah took five steps, had three cups of tea, and somehow still made history. Slow down. The moss knows where it’s going.
