“In the Poobahverse, every coin has two heads and no tails. That’s why we
“When in doubt, have a second chai. If still in doubt, you probably need
“If you can’t balance your biscuits, you can’t balance your books. That’s just maths.”
“Chase your dreams like Frangella chases shadows—loudly, proudly, and with absolutely no plan.”
“Never open an umbrella indoors, unless you wish to summon the Ministry of Lopsided
“On Tuesdays, all biscuits must be dunked thrice—once for luck, twice for flavour, thrice
“Remember: All inventions work perfectly on Thursdays, provided you don’t ask how.”
“Join the herd, moo with pride, and never let anyone tell you you’re just
